news?

I had the pleasure of helping my little sister move into her first LA apartment this weekend. We're excited about having family so close to us!

Today must be what's known in the biz as a "slow news day." The following are currently headlines on CNN.com:

"Kids' fast food high in calories, study says" Really?
"Bill Clinton: 'I'm not a racist'" Whew.
"First pics of 'Brangelina' twins published" OMGreally!?!? Since when did we automatically combine celebrity couples names? When did that start? Its like adding "-gate" to any sort of scandal. I can't wait for "Brangelinagate"
"Lohan's sis, 14, auditions for porn director" And its a VIDEO link. No sensationalism here.
"Whats with Batman's voice in The Dark Knight" A valid questions...but for the front news page?

Happy Monday!